. Wear a Santa hat, dance in the sea.
. Build a snowman out of sand.
. Ask your friends to paint a nativity scene on your back in henna.
. Enjoy Christmas carols to reggae music and a drum circle.
, Drunk Skype your family and tell them you no longer like capitalism.
Xmas Punch Recipe
You will need:
. 1 hollowed pineapple or watermelon (use pen knife for hollowing)
. 1 Bottle Old Monk Rum/Bagpiper Whisky
. 1 Carton extremely cheap 'fruit drink'
Mix ingredients inside hollowed fruit, smashing fruit inside to make slushy effect.
Drink straight from the fruit in the 5 o'clock sun.